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	<title>Comments on: How much of an Artistic Failure are YOU? (You can take an online survey to find out!)</title>
	<link>http://www.artisticfailure.com/2007/12/18/how-much-of-an-artistic-failure-are-you-you-can-take-an-online-survey-to-find-out/</link>
	<description>Where hope springs eternal in the eye of the artist.</description>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<author>admin</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for your comment, Giovanni. You make a good point.&lt;br&gt;

Yes, there is much humor at the expense of artists. It is always based on at least a grain of truth. For instance:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Q: How many visitors to an Art Gallery does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!" &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;


&lt;b&gt;Guy 1:&lt;/b&gt; I met an artist the other day who is never short of money.
&lt;b&gt;Guy 2:&lt;/b&gt; How's that? I thought all artists were poor.
&lt;b&gt;Guy 1:&lt;/b&gt; Not this one - he's always drawing cheques.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Fred imagined himself a brilliant artist. But his teacher said he was so bad it was a wonder he could draw breath. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings." "I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist. "Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?" she asked! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;


Hm. I feel a future post subject coming on: Humor at the Expense of (Failing) Artists...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for your comment, Giovanni. You make a good point.</p>
<p>Yes, there is much humor at the expense of artists. It is always based on at least a grain of truth. For instance:</p>
<p>Q: How many visitors to an Art Gallery does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A: Two. One to do it and one to say &#8220;Huh! My four-year old could&#8217;ve done that!&#8221; </p>
<p><b>Guy 1:</b> I met an artist the other day who is never short of money.<br />
<b>Guy 2:</b> How&#8217;s that? I thought all artists were poor.<br />
<b>Guy 1:</b> Not this one - he&#8217;s always drawing cheques.</p>
<p>Fred imagined himself a brilliant artist. But his teacher said he was so bad it was a wonder he could draw breath. </p>
<p>Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the artist and says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand your paintings.&#8221; &#8220;I paint what I feel inside me,&#8221; explains the artist. &#8220;Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?&#8221; she asked! </p>
<p>Hm. I feel a future post subject coming on: Humor at the Expense of (Failing) Artists&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: giovanni</title>
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		<author>giovanni</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I quite like your blog, but I disagree with your interpretation of the typo-laden "tortured artist" quiz. I think it's clearly a joke, and while it is full of stereotypes, that is on purpose. I found it fairly amusing (and I think I scored a 52%).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I quite like your blog, but I disagree with your interpretation of the typo-laden &#8220;tortured artist&#8221; quiz. I think it&#8217;s clearly a joke, and while it is full of stereotypes, that is on purpose. I found it fairly amusing (and I think I scored a 52%).</p>
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